Der persönliche Hobbit-Loch

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Original geschrieben von Ministerialrat Mailbomber

Wer ist da der Banause?
Es beginnt bitte schön:
Drei Ringe den Elbenkönigen hoch im Licht,
Sieben den Zwergenherrschern in ihren Hallen aus Stein,
Den STerblichen, ewig dem Tode verfallen, neun,
Einer dem Dunklen Herrn auf dunklem Thron
Im Lande Mordor, wo die Schaden drohn.
Ein Ring, sie zu knechten, sie alle zu binden,
Ins Dunkel zu treiben...

Wer ist da der Banause? Wenn, dann bitte schoen:

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in
the darkness bind them.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Oder:
Three Rings for the Web Ring Kings on the Web,
Seven for the Ring Masters in their halls of HTML,
Nine for Mortal Web Masters doomed to crash,
One for Lord WebRing on his glittering throne
In the Land of WebRing where the JavaScripts lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of RingSurf where the Shadows lie.
He paused, and then said in a deep voice,
"This is the Master-Ring, the One Ring to rule them all.
This is the One Ring lost many years ago,
to the great weakening of its maker's power.
Now, he greatly desires to have it again,
- but he must NOT get it!"