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/*TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) CodeProject: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998 */ #include "allwin31.h" #include "allwin95.h" #include "somewinnt.h" #include "restjunk.h" #define INSTALL = "2 HARD" char make_prog_look_big[1600000000]; void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) { make_75_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); #if (YEAR > 1997) basically_run_windows_3.1(); #else basically_run_windows_95(); #endif do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) { disable_cache(); } if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(MAX_WAIT_STATES); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(1) { get_user_input(); sleep(25); act_on_user_input(); if(uptime() > 300) create_general_protection_fault(); sleep(25); } }
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Inventar
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Elite
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