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helios 31.07.2001 15:09

Streng geheim: Sourcecode Win98
 
/*TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) CodeProject: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/
#include "allwin31.h"
#include "allwin95.h"
#include "somewinnt.h"
#include "restjunk.h"
#define INSTALL = "2 HARD"
char make_prog_look_big[1600000000];

void main()
{ while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_75_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
#if (YEAR > 1997)
basically_run_windows_3.1();
#else
basically_run_windows_95();
#endif
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
{ disable_cache(); }

if (fast_cpu())
{ set_wait_states(MAX_WAIT_STATES);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(1)
{
get_user_input();
sleep(25);
act_on_user_input();
if(uptime() > 300) create_general_protection_fault();
sleep(25);
}
}

valo 31.07.2001 15:11

is alt.... :D

Gandalf 31.07.2001 15:13

Re: Streng geheim: Sourcecode Win98
 
Zitat:

Original geschrieben von noo1sda
/
*/
#include "allwin31.h"
#include "allwin95.h"
#include "somewinnt.h"
#include "restjunk.h"
#define INSTALL = "2 HARD"
char make_prog_look_big[1600000000];

:lol: :roflmao:

alt aber gut :D


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