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Elite
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Jeden Tag eine gute Tat!
Hab grade der 16jährigen Schwester einer Freundin über eine Stunde am Telefon erklärt, wie ein 4 bit Volladdierer funktioniert, wie er sich vom 4 bit Vollsubtrahierer unterscheidet und was die Zweierkomplementdarstellung ist ![]() Puh, da bin ich heute zur Höchstform aufgelaufen ... lG, mig aja Witz des Tages: A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife: Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely I hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your Husband When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: Dear Husband: You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love... don't wait up. Your Wife |
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