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mig 15.05.2001 23:38

Mädels und Gatterlogik
 
Jeden Tag eine gute Tat!

Hab grade der 16jährigen Schwester einer Freundin über eine Stunde am Telefon erklärt, wie ein 4 bit Volladdierer funktioniert, wie er sich vom 4 bit Vollsubtrahierer unterscheidet und was die Zweierkomplementdarstellung ist :D :D :D

Puh, da bin ich heute zur Höchstform aufgelaufen ...

lG, mig

aja Witz des Tages:
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely I hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love... don't wait up. Your Wife


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