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| Guru, e-Zitate & Off Topic Der WCM-Guru auch online, mysteriöse technische Angaben und sonstige 'Verlautbarungen' |
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13.02.2009, 14:31
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Dazu als Ergänzung:
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. 'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. 'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.' The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'Der Mensch, denkt Gott, lenkt! Er will sie nicht Er will, sie nicht! Er: "Will sie nicht?" Er will sie, nicht? Köpft ihn, nicht freilassen. Köpft ihn nicht, freilassen. wartet nicht, hängen! wartet, nicht hängen! Was willst du schon wieder?! Was, willst du schon wieder?! |
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14.02.2009, 18:04
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"First they put away the dealers,keep our kids safe and off the street. Then they put away the prostitutes, keep married men cloistered at home. Then they shooed away the bums, then they beat and bashed the queers, turned away asylum-seekers, fed us suspicions and fears. We didn't raise our voice, we didn't make a fuss. It's funny ´cause there was no one left to notice when they came for us." |
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