Gratis PS2

Sesa_Mina · 08.01.2004, 01:06

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2!

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Cindy · 08.01.2004, 01:11

Gandalf · 08.01.2004, 01:21

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Here is what you need to do to get your free Play Station 2:

1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).

2. Find one of your Mom or Dad's credit cards (a blank check is even better!)

3. Call our church office and we will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents' credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry if you can't find a credit card. We can teach you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!)

08.01.2004, 01:06	#1
Sesa_Mina Schwarzfußfrettchen Registriert seit: 28.01.2001 Beiträge: 2.071	Gratis PS2 http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2! l0l ____________________________________ Wann die kan Almdudler ham... \"Es gibt nur einen Weg zur Lunge, und der muss geteert werden, damit der Krebs nicht stolpert!\" http://www.dream.at/gizmo/bunny.gif Image is © 2001 Merle Sterndalsäg.. ähh... jäger

08.01.2004, 01:11	#2
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08.01.2004, 01:21	#3
Gandalf Elite Registriert seit: 10.11.2000 Beiträge: 1.171	unpackbar Here is what you need to do to get your free Play Station 2: 1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!). 2. Find one of your Mom or Dad's credit cards (a blank check is even better!) 3. Call our church office and we will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents' credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry if you can't find a credit card. We can teach you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!) ____________________________________ Sex ohne Liebe ist besser als gar kein Sex. (Hugh M. Hefner)

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