Email aus Nigeria????

[maxb]

Original geschrieben von wol
Hätt er Jugo gsagt, wär ihm einiges erspart geblieben. Die Leute dort streiten sich ja drum, welche Art von Jugoslawe die Räuber waren. Serben, Kroaten, Slowenen, Montenegriner, Mazedonier und was weiß ich noch....

serbien muss sterbien

[IT_Micha]

Jeder Franzos ein Stoß...
Arte wird mich wieder lieben

[artemisia]

Original geschrieben von IT_Micha
Jeder Franzos ein Stoß...
Arte wird mich wieder lieben

na jo lieben ned gerad ... aber stolz bin ich auf dich.

haben wir doch schon leichte fortschritte bezüglich deines lernverhaltens erreicht ...
jedesmal, wenn du son deppertes zeugs schreibst, denkst ... mh ... da war doch was ...
ajo richtig ... da wird sich die kleine wieder drüber aufregen ...

gut zugegeben, der lernerfolg ist marginal ... aber besser als nix.

greetz
arte

[IT_Micha]

Lernverhalten? Das artet in eine Psychose aus, ich trau mich nicht mal mehr einen Negerkuss zu essen.

[wol]

Jeder Franzos an Stoß
jeder Brit an Tritt,
jeder Russ an Schuss,
und selbstverständlich:
Serbien muss sterbien!

Hab i was vergessn , Leutln?

[maxb]

Original geschrieben von wol

Hab i was vergessn , Leutln?

ja, aber dafür kommst' in A. nach wie vor in den knast

[wol]

Original geschrieben von maxb


ja, aber dafür kommst' in A. nach wie vor in den knast

Hmmm...... *denk* *denk* *denk*

[not]

sogar pro7 warnt auf seite 562 schon vor der bösen nigeria connection

[IT_Micha]

Heut bei meiner Freundin im elektronischen Postkasterl:

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

First=2C I must solicit your confidence in this transaction=2E This is by
virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret=2EI
got
your email in my private search for a reliable person to handle this
transaction=2EWe shall base this transaction on mutual respect and
honesty
=2Ewe are prepared to have the entire confidence in you to do this
business =2E

We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel
who are interested in importation of goods into our country with
funds
which are presently trapped in Nigeria=2E In order to commence this
business
we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account
the
said trapped funds=2E

The source of this fund is as follows=3A During the past Military
Regimes
here in Nigeria=2C government officials set up companies and awarded
themselves
contract which were grossly over-invoiced in various Ministries=2E As
a result=2C the Democratic Government of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo deemed
it neccessary to set up a Contract Review Panel to investigate and
recommend
accordingly=2E After a thorough investigation=2C we discovered a lot of
inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central
Bank
of Nigeria=2E We =28members=29 have unanimously agreed to transfer part of
these funds to a foreign account However=2C by virtue of our position
as civil servants and members of this Panel=2C we cannot acquire this
money
in our names=2E I have therefore=2C been delegated as a matter of trust
by my colleagues in the Panel to look for an Overseas partner into
whose
account we would transfer the sum of US$26=2C400=2C000=2E00 =28Twenty Six
Million=2C
Four Hundred Thousand US=2E Dollars=29=2E Adequate logistics and strategies
had been worked out to ensure a successful transfer with your maximum
co-operation=2E Hence we are writing you this letter=2E

We have agreed to share the money thus=3A
1=2E 25% for the account owner =28you=29
2=2E 65% for us =28the officials=29
3=2E 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign
expenses=2E

We wish to commence the importation business with our own share=2C
please
note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence and
conclude
the transfer latest in ten =2810=29 banking days from the date of receipt
of the following information through the above e-mail=3A your current
tel=2Ffax number=2C your name=2Fcompany name and address=2E

The above information will enable us write letters of claim and job
description
respectively and these will be used to apply for payment and re-award
the contract=2EWe are looking forward to doing business with you and
solicit
your confidentiality in this transaction=2E Please acknowledge the
receipt
of this letter using the above email address=2E I will bring you into
the complete picture of this project when I have heard from you=2E

Yours Faithfully=2C

DR=2EEPUE VINCENT=2E

[allwissende Müllhalde]

Wollen wir heute wieder ein bisserl debattieren

Mich stören die Zahlscheine für die Kirchensteuer in meinem Postkastl viel mehr, mit einer Hartnäckigkeit probieren die mir seit Jahren Geld abzuluchsen und versprechen als Gegenleistung den Himmel.
Ich zahl aber nicht, hab noch nie bezahlt und hab es auch nicht vor.