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alt aber immer wieder genial...
let it be let it be... Write in C When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: "Write in C." As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers: "Write in C." Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C. LOGO's dead and buried, Write in C. I used to write a lot of COBOL, For business it worked flawlessly. Try using it for graphics! Write in C. If you've just spent nearly 30 hours, Debugging some assembly, Soon you will be glad to Write in C. Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C. FORTRAN's not the answer. Write in C. Write in C, Write in C Write in C, oh, Write in C. PASCAL won't quite cut it. Write in C. und für unsere unixfreunde : he's a real nowhere man.... Unix Man He's a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN Making all his UNIX plans For nobody. Knows the blocksize from du Cares not where /dev/null goes to Isn't he a bit like you And me? UNIX Man, please listen My lpd is missin' UNIX Man The wo-o-o-orld is at your command. He's as wise as he can be Uses lex and yacc and C UNIX Man, can you help me At all? UNIX Man, don't worry Test with time, don't hurry UNIX Man The new kernel boots, just like you had planned. He's a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN Making all his UNIX plans For nobody ... Making all his UNIX plans For nobody. lg cin
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