Das ist Goldadler

Original geschrieben von Tuvok1
http://www.geizhals.at/?sb=3

Dear,
[ ] Nub
[ ] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] 1337 |)00|)
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Prick
[ ] Moron
[ ] Racist
[X] Troll
[ ] Other:

Named:
you are being flamed [ ] slightly [X] moderately [ ] heavily because:
[X] you are being an @$%!@%&
[ ] you think your AT whoring record means something
[ ] you started a religion thread
[ ] you shouldn't talk to your daddy like that
[ ] you began another .9_ = 1 thread
[ ] you posted your own patch
[ ] you posted a fake patch release
[ ] you are whining
[ ] you continued a stupid thread
[ ] you fed the trolls
[ ] you posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] you don't know which forum to post in
[ ] you haven't read the FAQ
[X] you just suck
[ ] you posted some insulting crap
[ ] you posted something completely and totally wrong
[X] you posted something no one gives a damn about
[X] it has gotten to the point where flaming you manually is no longer worth it
[ ] YOUR SUBJECT AND/OR MESSAGE IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS
[ ] you posted racist crap
[ ] I just don't like you
[X] you are not civilized enough to post in these (or any) forums
[ ] YuO miSsPlElED EvaraY SINgAL wURD!11!!11!!
[ ] Other:

in punishment, you must now:
[ ] jump off a cliff
[ ] eat $!@% and die
[ ] take a cyanide tablet
[ ] put a bullet through your head
[ ] stand in the middle of your local highway
[ ] be mauled by a polar bear
[ ] swim in 35ºF water
[ ] be hung by your testicles and beaten
[X] get stranded on a sandy island surrounded by nothing but salt water
[ ] give up your computer
[ ] jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Other:

in closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] you're a !&$%tard
[X] you should shut up and get out
[X] don't ever post again
[ ] go to Hell
[ ] take your sorry excuse for a self elsewhere
[ ] Other:
[ ] All of the Above