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Alt 09.06.2005, 14:23   #1
The_Lord_of_Midnight
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Wie wahr :)

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin.

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, He
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but
he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a SAP consultant. This time I KNOW I'm going to get fucked!"

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Alt 10.06.2005, 09:49   #2
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wahahahah, göttlich
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Linux is like a wigwam:
No windows, no Gates, Apache inside.
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Alt 10.06.2005, 10:00   #3
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Immer wieder behauptete Unwahrheiten werden nicht zu Wahrheiten, sondern was schlimmer ist, zu Gewohnheiten.
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Alt 12.06.2005, 23:15   #4
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Blues forever.

24 Mai 2009 ACDC <- Geil wars!!!!!

30.08.2010 U2 Ernst Happel Stadion!!!!! I bin dabei!

http://debattierclub.net/

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Alt 12.06.2005, 23:30   #5
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Wirklich genial.....
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