WLAN-Beschleuniger-Spray

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WiFi Speed Spray™ is a miraculous new formula that accellerates the transmission of WiFi wireless networks. You will experience SHOCK AND AWE! Don't break the bank to upgrade your WiFi network!
WiFi Speed Spray™ does it at a fraction of the cost!

WiFi networks in polluted metropolitan areas such as LA, New York, Chicago, etc. experience slower data transfer rates. WiFi Speed Spray™ eliminates the pollution problem, increases range, reception, and signal strength to provide you with the fastest speed possible. Best of all, WiFi Speed Spray™ is compatible with ALL existing 802.XXx standards, as well as the new "n" standard about to be released!

The laws of physics tell us that radio waves get bogged down when in certain everyday environmental climates. Noise also has a negative impact on WiFi data transfer rates, fluorescent bulbs, and even microwaves all add up to slow down your data.
WiFi Speed Spray™ is specially formulated to eliminate these abrasive environmental factors. Only the WiFi data path is affected. WiFi Speed Spray is 100% SAFE, natural, non toxic, and no side-effects. It's so safe, you can even BREATHE it in.
WiFi Speed Spray™ is actually the climactic result of decades of TOP SECRET government research and development. Deep in the heart of the Nevada deseret, at AREA 51, America's best and brightest scientists were working hard developing WiFi Speed Spray™.

Most people thought they were hiding UFO's at AREA 51, but they were really hard at work discovering the formula that became WiFi Speed Spray™! The scientists were transmitting data so fast with WiFi Speed Spray™ it was creating unexplained lights in the sky! The media added fuel to the fire covering the UFO angle.

Everyone thought the lights were UFO's, and the government encouraged the public to believe that, because it helped the government keep WiFi Speed Spray™ a secret all these years! After all, they didn't want WiFi Speed Spray™ to get in the hands of Russia or some other government. Imagine what would have happened if Sadam Hussein or Osama Bin Laden got ahold of WiFi Speed Spray™. It would be the end of the world as we know it!
Now, WiFi Speed Spray™ is available in a civilian formula exclusively from Spectropolis.com, headquartered in Las Vegas, Nevada, just a stone's throw away from AREA 51 where it was invented!

Simply spray WiFi Speed Spray™ in the air around your computer. Just a few sprays is all you need. As data is transmitted from the WiFi antenna, billions of invisible WiFi Speed Spray™ "scouring" atoms are released at the speed of light. (That's 186,200 miles per SECOND!)

Within .00000000000000000001 millionth of a second, the air path between WiFi points are purified, lubricated, shined, and freshened. Experience INSTANT results! The effects of Wifi Speed Spray™ remain for approximately 2 hours. When data transfer rates once again begin to slag, simply pump WiFi Speed Spray in the air again for instant rejuvenation!
Buy WiFi Speed Spray™ and watch your data transfer rates skyrocket!
Download TeraBytes of data in just minutes!
WiFi Speed Spray™ is not available in stores!
You can only get WiFi Speed Spray™ on EBAY!
Winning bidder pays $6.95 for 2-3 day USPS Priority shipping.
*DISCLAIMER:
WiFi Speed Spray™ is a 100% safe, 100% NATURAL, NON-TOXIC substance, and is effective when used as directed. WiFi Speed Spray™ is the ultimate gag / joke gift for the computer geek who has everything. WiFi Speed Spray™ contains 99% water, 1% imagination. Bottle shape, size, and label design subject to change due to availability. Again, for those who didn't catch it the first time, WiFi Speed Spray™ is intended as a gag / joke gift for the computer geek who has everything. Do not attempt to reverse engineer the WiFi Speed Spray™ formula. Do not remove tag under penalty of the law. Do not use near electrical appliances, as any liquid can cause problems in excess. Batteries not included, (none required).

WiFi Speed Spray™ is a product of the U.S.A.

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