Best Weihnachtsgedicht ever

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Ein vorweihnachtlicher Gruß



When the last Kalender-Sheets

flattern trough the winter streets

and Decemberwind is blowing

then is everybody knowing

that it is not allzu weit

she does come - the Weihnachtszeit.



All the Menschen, Leute, people

flippen out off ihr warm Stübl

run to Manor, Globus, Mess

make Konsum and business.

Kaufen this und jene Things,

and the Churchturmglocke rings.



Manche holen sich a Tännchen

when this brennt, they cry "Attention!"

Rufen for the Feuerwehr:

"Please come quick to löschen her!"

Goes the Tännchen off in Rauch

somebody is standing on the Schlauch.



In the kitchen of the house

mother makes the Christmas-Schmaus.

She is working, schufting, bakes

Hit is now her Yoghurtcakes.

And the Opa says als Tester:

"We are killed bis to Silvester!"

Then he fills the last glas wine

yes, this is the Christmastime!



Day by day does so vergang,

and the holy night does come.

You can think, you can remember

this is immer in Dezember!



Then the childrenlein are coming,

candle-wachs is abwärts running.

Bing of Crosby Christmas sings

while the Towerglocke rings.

And the angels look so fine

well, this is the Weihnachtstime.



Baby-eyes are big and rund

the family feels kerngesund

when unterm Weihnachtbaum are hocking

then nothing can them ever shocking.

They are so happy, are so fine

this happens in the Christmastime!



The animals all in the house

the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the mouse

are turning round the Weihnachtsstress

enjoy this days never the less

because they find Kittekat and Chappi

in the Geschenkkarton von Pappi.



The family begins to sing

and wieder does the Glöckchen ring.

Zum Song vom grünen Tannbaum

the Tränen runnen down and down.

Bis our mother plötzlich flennt:

"The Christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt!"



At least everything was trotzdem fine

and now it is the end of Weihnachtstime!