What MCSE really stands for...
* Must Consult Someone Experienced
* Must Consult Someone Else
* Morons Crudely Simulating Expertise
* My Cranium Softened Easily
* My Computer's Software Exploded
* Meandering Cosmicrays 'Sodded Explorer
* Must... Contain... STR. Eaaaaaaaaaaaurgh!
* Mutant Computers Seem Eviscerated
* Minimising Competence is So Exhausting
* Management Conned by Something Expensive
* Management will Catch you with a Screenful of Erotica
* Moe and Curly's Software Emporium
* Mongolian Clusterfsck Swallows Everything
* My Company Screws Everyone
* Mutated Convoluted Strokery Everywhere
* Monetary Compensation Sounds Exciting
* Minimally Cheerful Software Experience
* Mad Consultants Slurping Ethanol
* Minesweeper Consultant / Solitaire Expert
* My Customers Support Extravagance
* Making Computers Slow Everyday
* Management Coronaries Soon Enough
* Maledictis Confutatious Sounds Exquisite
* Many Collisions Saturate Ethernet
* More Co-opted Standards Everyday
* Megabytes Can Soon Evaporate
* Making Companies Surrender Everyday
* Mortifying Crackle of Static Electricity
* Mouse Clickings of Sophomoric Experimentation
* Massive Computational Solar Eclipse
* Misunderstanding Cryptically Strange Errors
* Mass C Squared is Energy
* Moot Crypto Software is Exportable
* My Cat Studies Ecclesiastes
* Making Computers Susceptible to Exploit
* Mounteback Causing Significant Expenses
* Multiple Corrective Servicepack Exorcist
* Maybe Could Suggest Exorcism
* Mouse Clicks Selected Erase
* Managing Computers by Slapdash Empiricism
* Meowing Cats Suggest Evil
* Managing Crap Systems Everyday
* Madly Causing Slashdot Effect
* Mainframe Computers Seemed Extinct
* Maintenance Contracts Seem Expensive
* Making Computers Spew Errors
* Moron Confused by Sun Equipment
* Marginal Computer Software Enthusiast
* Marketing Cancels Software Efficiency
* Marksmanship Can Solve Everything
* Mayday, Called Some Experts
* Migrane-Causing Suckage Extravaganza
* Molasses Comparitively Seems Expeditious
* Molotov Cocktails Shutdown Electricity
* Monkies Composing Shakespearian Equivalents
* Mutant Computer Solutions Evangelist
* Most Computers Suck Exasperatingly
* Mozilla Couldn't Stomach Explorer
* Morning Comes So Early
* Millenium Caused Societal Extinction
* Making Cretins Self-Employed
* Mail Consumed Somewhere in Exchange
* Mischief Causing Shipwrecked Equipment
* Mindfscked Computers Swapping Egregiously
* Manipulative Closed-Source Economics
* Management Can't Send E-mail
* Misconceived Computer Science Experiment
* Massive Cyberspace Sheepshearing Empire
* Motherboard Chips Simulate Encephalopathy
* Mutated CP/M System Emulator
* Managers Contain Significant Egos
* Me-too Computer Science Education
* Most Computers Suck Eggs
* Maintenance Costs Significantly Extra
* Minion of the Crappy Software Empire
* Misguided Consultant Slagging Eunuchs
* Mindless Corporate Systems Engineer
* Microsoft Certified Shutdown Engineer
* Microsoft Creatures Seeking Employment