TOP 10 REASONS TO HAVE A GAY BEST FRIEND OR ROOMATE:
10, You never have to worry about catching him in bed with your wife.
9, Women! Women everywhere! And one less male playing the feild
8, You can get advise on physical appearance.
7, A personal Ann Landers (He probably understands women alot better
than you do).
6, You never have to listen to his nagging wife.
5, You never have to argue with him over who is going to hit on the cute chic with the Daisy Dukes.
4, Straight women seem more open to gay men and he could influence them in your favour.
3, When your at his house you never have to worry about finding used
Maxi Pads in the bathroom garbage.
2, If you ever need to borrow money, he has double male income.
1, You can watch football with him and his boyfriend and everyone
understands the game.
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