> Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.
> As they came back, right before dawn, both of them
> drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the
> only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk,
> they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have
>anything to clean herself
> with, so she took off her panties and used them to
> clean herself and discarded them.
>
> The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm
> not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the
> ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
>
> The morning after, the two husbands were talking to
> each other on the phone, and one says to the other:
> " We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these
> two were up to no good last night, my wife came home
> without her panties...".
>
> The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home
> with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never
> forget you".
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