ACHTUNG JUERGEN:
Hier die ultimative Checklist vor erstmaligem Einsatz:
housedoors: closed and locked
wife: off
friends/neighbours: disabled
kids: shutdown
girlfriends: off & blocked
other social contacts: pending
pets: fed or shot
cellphone: off
coffee: checked and present
hunger-brake: set
weather: checked, bad - no outside activities possible
chrono-alert: set to max 4hrs
okay so far? - then start boarding!
wolfgang
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