ein bekannter von mir hat im winter immer eine kaputte sicherung reingesteckt - was den vorteil hat, daß bei einem evtl unfall die versicherung dir nix antun kann 
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Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein is \"it\" so he faces the wall, closes his eyes and counts to π.
Pascal runs off like an idiot but Newton pulls out a piece of chalk and draws a 1m x 1m square on the ground and then stands in it\'s centre.
Einstein\'s done counting and turns around and sees Newton, so he grabs him and screams \"I found Newton!\"
Then Newton smirks and says, \"I\'m not Newton, I\'m Pascal\".
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