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Alt 08.09.2004, 14:55   #2666
flocky
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Original geschrieben von chefkoch
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You know someone is into Airsoft when...
...you keep stepping on little white balls all over their house/apartment.
...every time there is an action movie on TV, they keep pointing out details like "Oh, that's an MP5 K, that is a Glock 17" or "See that gun that guy's using? Well I've got one of them."
...there is a room in their house/apartment with the word 'ARMOURY' on the door
...you mention you are going paint-balling and they look at you disapprovingly.
...they always manage to turn the subject around to "Skirmishing".
...there are little white balls stuck in the tread of their footwear.
...they pretend to throw a grenade before they enter any room.
...there is a stick of camo-cream in their bathroom.
...there are a box of tiny screwdrivers, permanently open, on the coffee table.
...there is a copy of Soldier of Fortune next to the screwdrivers.
...their vacuum-bag is full of little white balls.
...whenever you visit, somewhere in their house/apartment, there is always a battery on charge.
...there is a small GBB under their bed.
...their girlfriend/wife unexpectedly leaves them and they don't seem to even care.
...their new car is a camouflaged armoured personnel carrier.
...they wear their camouflage BDU's to mow the grass.
...there are never any crows in their garden.
...their fridge is full of C-rations.
...they walk around their home with the lights off, wearing night-vision goggles.
...their cat has moved into your house.
...they have a satellite recon photograph of your garden.
...they can be seen walking around their home with a wet beret on their head.
...they will only ever enter your home through the window after throwing in a smoke grenade.
...they look at themselves in the mirror for hours trying to perfect the 'thousand yard stare'.
...they have dozens of small red welts all over their body.
...they "Stand To" at 0600 hrs and 1900 hrs daily.
...their garden has more trenches than 1918 France.
...they have a garage made of sandbags.
...you take a stroll down their garden and targets keep popping up.
...there is a red flag flying by the door to indicate the hallway-come-firing-range is in use.
...you enter their house and the metal detectors go off.
...they come to your house they ask for a "SITREP" on the coffee.
...their "Beware of the Dog" sign has changed to "Caution: Mine Field!"
...they can field strip a 9mm autoloader, but have never fired the real thing.
...they can tell you what country any given soldier is from by a 3 sec. glance at the camo pattern and webbing.
...they say "Roger That" alot in normal conversation.
...they dive for the nearest table/bush at the sound of an electric sewing machine.
...they check out your new house for approaches and fields of fire.
...they constantly scan upper windows/trees for snipers.
...they think a 1" group at five yards is good.
...on vacation they constantly watch out the window as they drive, and often say, "Boy. I'd like to skirmish there."
...on game day, loading up the car looks more like a scene from "The Deer Hunter".
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