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Original geschrieben von red 2 illusion
Glaub noch giftiger ist die Zigarette, jedenfalls der Anzahl der Toten nach gerechnet.
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hmm, darf man das leben auch als gift zählen???
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Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein is \"it\" so he faces the wall, closes his eyes and counts to π.
Pascal runs off like an idiot but Newton pulls out a piece of chalk and draws a 1m x 1m square on the ground and then stands in it\'s centre.
Einstein\'s done counting and turns around and sees Newton, so he grabs him and screams \"I found Newton!\"
Then Newton smirks and says, \"I\'m not Newton, I\'m Pascal\".
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