im "museumsteil" der wr. hofburg ist jetzt eine permanente sisi-ausstellung eingerichtet worden (hört denn keiner von euch radio wien?), die lt. veranstalter die "wahre sisi abseits des mythos" zeigen soll
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Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein is \"it\" so he faces the wall, closes his eyes and counts to π.
Pascal runs off like an idiot but Newton pulls out a piece of chalk and draws a 1m x 1m square on the ground and then stands in it\'s centre.
Einstein\'s done counting and turns around and sees Newton, so he grabs him and screams \"I found Newton!\"
Then Newton smirks and says, \"I\'m not Newton, I\'m Pascal\".
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