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How to choose your next date on a dating site
Code:
/* Men's most queried */
SELECT MAX(10,0)
fname,
lname,
address,
vagina_moistness_level,
anus_cleanliness_level,
willingness_to_swallow_level
FROM tblBitches
WHERE location_id IN (1,3,7,19,28)
AND vagina_moistness_level > 10
AND anus_cleanliness_level > 100
AND willingness_to_swallow = 1
ORDER BY breast_quality_level DESC,
breast_size DESC
Resultset:
Query returned no records.
Customer reaction:
Crying.
/* Women's most queried */
SELECT MAX(10,0)
fname,
lname,
address,
penis_size,
penis_quality,
penis_stiffness,
willingness_to_eat_out,
bank_account_balance,
will_cheat
FROM tblBastards
WHERE location_id IN (1,3,7,19,28)
AND penis_size >= 8
AND penis_quality >= 90
AND willingness_to_eat_out = 1
AND will_cheat = 0
ORDER BY bank_account_balance DESC,
penis_quality DESC,
penis_size DESC
Resultset:
Query returned no records.
Customer reaction:
Crying.
