Thus, spoke Mr. Spock, I give the holy order to Venkman
to bring Jihad, paradise after death and Kebap to Austria as fast as possible.
Note that this order is irreversible and can't be cancelled once it has been given.
If you need some more people to form a "coalition of the willing" you must pay them enormuous sums of money, but that's absolutely your own problem.
If you need a reason to execute this holy order, just claim they have weapons of mass destruction, support terrorists, have connections to Usama bin Ladin, Bush, the CIA or some other criminal organization. This will grant the right to preventively kill people.
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