True facts about men!
 

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you're sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.

9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.

11. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.

12. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets.

13. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.

14. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"..

15. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.


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What is the difference between men and women?

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

Advice for Women:

1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

images OF MOTHER:

4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!

8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!

12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My mom doesn't understand me.

15 YEARS OF AGE ~ My mom doesn't let me do anything.

18 YEARS OF AGE ~ I'm an adult. My mom can't control me anymore.

25 YEARS OF AGE ~ I should have listened to mom.

35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.

50 YEARS OF AGE ~ I Wonder what Mom would have thought about it.

65 YEARS OF AGE ~ I Wish I could talk it over with Mom.

Appreciate your mom before it is too late!

-->Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man

:roflmao: +++ jo